Another brilliant piece from a GUNNAS WRITING MASTERCLASS WRITER
A day out bus trip for seniors. Lunch is to be provided at a garden venue. A list is duly completed regarding dietary requirements and is as follows:-
Stan Wilcox cannot eat ham, coconut or mandarins
Julian Bradbury and Sheila Snelling are diabetic
Steven Payne is on Warfarin medication
Gail Smith can only tolerate soy milk and is peanut allergic
Shirley Porter is lactose intolerant; she cannot have any food containing milk, butter or ice cream
Please have decaf coffee and organic teas available
As for the rest of the bus it would seem that they will have to be happy with whatever is left for them to eat after the dietary requirements sorted
And as for the caterers – what a nightmare.