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Amused Enough? – Kevin Dillon

The populism that dogs today’s politicians – foreseen by Neil Postman (in “Amusing Ourselves to Death”) and testified to by Lindsay Tanner (in “Sideshow”) – is a lamentable consequence of “always on” media.

Is the opportunistic, narrative-absent populism of Gillard-in-government and Abbott-in-opposition now table stakes for political relevance? Will our future leaders all have to conduct themselves according to the Julia & Tony template; do they all have to be Gill-botts?

Are there enough of us around who see and worry about this? Is there anything at all that might improve this? Are there any signs that some of those improvements are underway?

By its very essence, populism makes un-popular – but necessary – reforms very difficult to enact. This is not to say that there aren’t popular reforms that aren’t also necessary. NDIS is a recent example (though even that one wasn’t universally popular of course).

At its essence isn’t all of this really a question of poor resolution of conflicts between self-interest reforms that are in (most of) our mutual-interest? There are factors other than media that fuel this of course (the limited time between elections being one), but the contemporary media cycle does seem to be driving this self-mutual interest conflict well into the red zone.

Is there a way through this to a new media environment where self-mutual interest conflicts can be more productively resolved?

Are there green shoots in the emergence of a less parochial, less beholden new media (Independent Australia, New Matilda for instance) while traditional media retreats to “safety” behind paywalls?

Too early to tell but I’m keen to find out, aren’t you?

 kevinshaun@me.com.

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Having Something to Say and Never Saying a Thing – Libby Neesham

One of the brilliant pieces written by students from The Monthly Masterclass

I have a sort of pornographic dislike of blogs. Today’s social media tells me that may be a dangerous thing. Listening to too many podcasts of journo’s writing long form articles and doing extended research and getting sacked and thinking about anyone who’s anyone making an unqualified expert statement on anything at all. A little bit like giving a toddler a medal for putting their toys away, or getting in the bath. Well done. That’s not special at all. Find something meaningful and resonant to say and then say it. So that’s when my fear and procrastination kicks in.

Yes, I am one of those. The aspiring writer who uses criticism of others as a defense for doing nothing at all. I am pedestrian I say. No one could possibly give a shit. This ain’t special enough. There’s a million people in the world more talented with more to say and better ways of saying it that me. And so. I remain silent. And surprisingly, if I open my mouth and say the things that I perhaps could have written then they are even more temporary, a moment in time which may or may not be vaguely remembered by me, or one or two others. And I seem more comfortable with this because there’s no record, no evidence, no proof. I get to keep the glory and hopefully forget the gaff.

But nothing, or not much, is still nothing. And excuses don’t help me sleep at night. In fact quite the opposite. And the reward, the sheer joy and reward of doing should be enough. But the fear mongering procrastination generating defect of character, the disease of the mind, remains as a parrot in my ear. The only answer is to write it out. The opposite is to ride it out, and the more silence there is, the noisier it gets. Deafening. Deafening.

The blog is a self-indulgence, like writing a journal and leaving it open on the kitchen bench. Flag waving look at me behavior. Self-seeking self-gratification. Sharing to make an impression. And so I stay silent. What do I have to give you? How could it possibly be important, what I have to say? Is my experience even relevant in the scheme of things when there are people looking after women and children’s rights in Rwanda and volunteers protesting in Egypt? And so I stay silent. Other than in the privacy of my own kitchen whilst I have an all in verbal brawl with Radio National. Doing the dishes and arguing social policy and crossing my fingers and hoping my vote counts. I remember years ago, when I was a teenager, my mother lamenting the state of our generation and it’s apathy. You know, young adult in the 60’s, Mum out front of Parliament protesting against Vietnam. I had a problem keeping myself open to the message, I couldn’t put together the idea of Mum protesting against a war and painting flowers on her car when she would shortly after marry a man who started out in his career fighting that war. But the message remains and, ignoring the details and difference of who she was and where she was coming from, I must admit that thought without works is dead. It is nothingness. And in a small way, activism of any form, self-indulgent or not, cathartic verbal crap aside, beats the alternative. Beats the hell out of the inside of my lounge room. Beats bitching about small-minded small poppies while I decapitate the competition and say nothing. Nothing. Nothing.

So, no need to blog, no need for a full-scale conversion, no need to go over to the dark side. But the point is there is a point. Never say never but so far I’ll not blog. I can stand up, act, have faith and then let it go. Wait for the outcome, but while I am waiting I must act. Work is work is work. Pressure testing my brain is not desirable, get it out, get it out, get it out.

This writing thing, it’s personal though. There is a line between the meaningful and the mundane, the pedestrian. Showing a lack of discrimination will require the death of a parrot or two, or at least the locking of the parrot in a robust cage. I must admit that I am so used to the presence of the parrot that I cannot imagine my life or my writing without it, but the parrot always wins, the little bastard, before I even start. Let us presume then, that rather than killing the parrot, we could retrain it. Give the parrot a whole set of new lines, or at the least a muzzle. The parrot will be permitted to come out at times and speak its mind but the standard response guideline will be “Thank you parrot, now shush, I am working”. Which raises a number of questions, not the least of which is, will my imaginary parrot survive or will it perish? And does it matter in the end? Will I remember the parrot when it goes or will the case be that I wake one day from a reverie to discover than it’s been a while and I hadn’t even realized it was gone.

I was writing about a sentence before, a life sentence, which I do have. Once upon a time I thought it was a death sentence but now I’ve managed to comprehend that it’s more like a community service order. Perhaps it may one day force me to say nice things about bloggers, because I’ll have to make amends otherwise, under the community service order. Perhaps it may mean that I’ll be saying nice things about blogs and not even realize I’ve said them until afterwards. Putting away the sword and locking up the parrot are a challenging concept. Sentimental objects that may not help me, that may no longer be useful and that are taking up additional space in an already busy and crowded mind. I get the feeling if I had my way I’d keep them in the back cupboard in the event I feel the need to take them out one day. My trusty shields, deflecting fear of failure and paralysis.

Now that I come to think about it, it’s a bit like what they say about snakes and bears. Stand very very still. Don’t try to run. Fear and paralysis. Bravery in this case may mean that sprinting at the Bear is required, that doing the opposite of what’s been done before today will bring a different outcome, that doing differently and not predicting the outcome may mean a healthy survival rate. The scary thing being there will always be a possibility that the Bear will eat me. Regardless of whether I freeze or I fight.

A simple guarantee is that if we freeze for long enough one of us is going to get hungry and think the other is a snack. And my money is on the Bear. It’s got better teeth. Not to say that my teeth aren’t ok, my dentist is astounded that they’re surviving considering the frequency with which I get a check up. Something along the lines of ‘beautiful, god knows how’. So let’s assume that I am confronted by a hungry Bear, on a regular, let’s say daily, basis. Experience has told me that if I freeze, then no one gets anywhere ever. Leaving ourselves open to the possibility that we may be eaten regardless, a swift addressing of the Bear may be the best alternative.

I Realized I had a Sentence When – Libby Neesham

I realized I had a sentence when things always seemed to be a little off track and I had no explanation other than I was crazy, and lazy and nothing and nowhere. It was more than a little ethereal at that stage. Didn’t make much sense. It took a breaking point, a rock bottom to get me there. And who would have known it could be liberation to be crushed so small you couldn’t breathe anymore. Who would have known that at the bottom the journey can start again. Who would have known that there’s a whole party of people down there working their way up again and putting a chain of hope and experience together to make it happen. Not me. Until I got there. And thank god. Looking back it’s clear as day that there was more than me going on, that that sentence wasn’t what I saw it to be. Yes, I was crazy. But crazy isn’t the worst thing in the world. Being trapped, totally stuffed, feeling unimaginable hopelessness. The lack of hope, the devastation. Survival only mode. Terrifying. And there, at the bottom of the heap, crushed and broken, it lifted. I know what happened, but my own ego still gets in the way of me talking to people who don’t share the sentence. Who else will understand? Years of pulling it off, being crazy without anyone knowing, just to give up the game by telling a story that’s so much more far out than any of the crazy shit that went through my brain before I crashed. Totally mental. If I told you you’d either think I was insane, or sort of misguided and in need of your pity. So I share only those parts with the few. What I can share today is the hope and experience and optimism that is now. The world has not changed. Not one bit. However, there’s been a shift from within that seeps out in everything I do and say and think and feel and share. That’s the bit that everyone else gets. Last night I was practicing qi-gong and I could see my own hands. Seems pretty ok as a concept, yes? Now I’ll mention that my eyes were closed and I was in a darkened room. I am a skeptic when it comes to weird shit like that. Supernatural strangeness. But with an open mind it’s amazing what you can achieve, and the truth of the matter is that I can see my hands with my eyes closed if I create the right combination of circumstances. And yes, to answer your question, it’s freaky the first time. I had a bit of a play with the idea when it first started happening. I was like, no fucking way, that’s ma hands! So I made them go away just so I could see if they would come back. And lo and behold they were there. Golden light and all. Tell me it’s impossible and I will tell you that that may be YOUR TRUTH. My truth is that I can see my hands when my eyes are closed, if I make myself very still, and I bring the universe inside myself, I can see my hands as outlines of energy, floating in black space. I went on to spend several hours walking around feeling like I’d smoked more pot than Willie Nelson. Clouds of it. Like that out of body experience you have when you disconnect completely. And getting back to the original point, way back when when I first started talking about the crazy lazy stuff, if you’d asked me then if I could do what I can do now. Any of it, not just the freaky hands trick, if would have said no quinoa. You’re mental. That’s impossible. So I am in a position today where I ask, how is it possible to make that change? The letting go and the seeing of the truth, not my truth, the truth, of my situation. And as I climb I form a link in a human chain, someone else is there as well and they need me, and I need them and…

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Why Do We Pay Our Cleaners More Than Our Childcare Educators?

Are you okay with the fact that we pay our cleaners more than our childcare educators?

I’m not. And I haven’t been for a long, long time.

Particularly considering the epidemic in helicopter parenting, clipboard holding school shoppers, attachment parenting, after-school cramming classes, co-sleeping, ‘mummy blogs’ and general obsession with providing children with some imaginary perfect life.

The notion of ‘best care’ seems rather selective.

The obsession with the perfect diet, germ free homes, attempted social engineering by selective socialising, harm minimisation through choice of the correct fabrics, risk minimisation with helmets, knee and elbow pads, stranger danger and safe searches.

There has never been more time, energy and thought spent on the raising of babies, toddlers and children, yet we pay our childcare workers such dismal wages it’s leading to 180 childcare educators leaving the sector every week.  That’s not good. For anyone. Kids, parents or childcare educators. Why don’t we care? We should.

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Why I love Melbourne and Melbourne Comedy Festival. Top 20 must see shows.

I am proudly un-Australian. The whole sport, barbie, tanned, blonde and beachy business was never really me. For a while I identified more with my Irish heritage. It seemed a better fit: loud-mouthed, wide hipped, total disrespect for authority, love a good yarn and a plate of spuds. All with bad teeth.

But these days, I know what I am. I am a Melburnian to the core. If I wasn’t born here, I would have moved here.

I love Melbourne. Which doesn’t mean I can’t love anywhere else. I’m with Samuel Johnson, “patriotism is the last refuge of a scoundrel”. I adore the breathtaking glittering city of Sydney, and Tasmania is one of the most beautiful places that I have ever been. When I was in a plane on my way to Port Douglas a few years back, I spoke to people from Los Angeles who had been travelling for more than 24 hours. I said to them, “I promise, it’s worth it.” And it was.

The mercurial Melbourne weather allows you to wear all the clothes in your wardrobe and eat all the food you love. Melburnians are informed, opinionated, love a good feed and are always up for a chat. This time of year is particularly intoxicating. Blue skies, cool nights, clothes drying quickly but warm stuff in your belly for dinner and the kids in bed early. I wake up in Melbourne, but feel as if I have died and gone to heaven.

It’s the Melbourne International Comedy Festival. I really, really love the Melbourne Comedy Festival. And no, I have not been asked to write something on the festival. I write compelled by love or truth. If I could be bought, I’d be turning tricks for advertising.

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When I get my hot little hands on the festival program, my heart starts pumping as I go nuts with the red pen and the Post-It notes. I then sink as much as I can afford on tickets and babysitters. Then it’s counting down the sleeps and it’s on with the boots, tights, scarf and red lipstick and down to the Melbourne Town Hall. This dull, soulless building is transformed into an exhilarating, vibrant palace brimming with people queueing, blabbing in the bar or hanging round the coffee wagon waiting for their caffe lattes. Listen and you will hear every other person say: “This is amazing. Is it always like this?”

The whole experience is life-affirming and glorious. And the festival is like a drug; maybe it’s more like gambling, as I promise myself: “OK, just one more show.” People accost friends between shows with “What have you seen? When are they on? You’ve got to see him/her/them.”

The beauty of this festival is that it is accessible and it’s cheap. Some shows feel like a fun night out with mates, while others drag you abruptly out of your comfort zone. And others are crap and you slag them off on the way home. Which is all part of the experience. Watching the audience is almost as much fun as the show. You’ll see all types: bogans, old folks, ladies from Malvern, Goths, students, pimply teens and suburban mums and dads all hoping for something to make their hearts sing.

I always get asked for suggestions. Because the programme can induce a bit of decision paralysis.  Here are my top ten picks. 

Rhys Nicholson filthy, wrong and insane. Five stars. Must see. Total genius.

Don’t Peak At High School Crip comic Stella Young, adopted only child Fiona Scott-Norman, one-time girl Jacq de Vere and a rotating host of other comedy misfits on life after bottoming out at school.

Greg Fleet what a magnificent man and comedian. This year talking about the shame of substance abuse. 

Diana Nguyen in PhiL and Me The Vietnamese iconic sewing machine Mum, Kim Huong is insane and hilarious! Think Wogs Out Of Work. But a Vietmanese woman.

Khaled Khalafalla This guy is going to be famous. Smart accessible ethnic humour. And a spunk. 

Geraldine Hickey if you like your lesbians, laconic look no further. Equal parts hilarious and warm. 

Harley Breen Part bogan. Part genius. Solid pair of hands, cracking jokes and brillant physical comedian. 

Jack Dee an utter arseho

le, an old hand at comedy. Hates everything and everyone and touring again after six years because ‘I want to spend less time with my family’

Aleisha McCormack rising star of Melbourne comedy. How To Get Rich (directed by Julia Zemiro) is Aleisha’s second one woman show and has already had a sell out season at Fringe. 

Joel Creasy is an acid-tongued prince, a foodie, momma’s boy and total bitch. See him before you have to go to Rod Laver Arena to do it. 

Margaret Cho if you like your comedy grown up, rude and transgressive, you’ve probably already bought tickets to Margaret Cho. If not. Get cracking.

Sarah Millican sweet and caustic Nominee Barry Award 2009 Melbourne Comedy Festival. Considered “The funniest woman in Britain.” 

Stephen K Amos loves Melbourne and Melbourne loves Stephen. Slick, fast and piss funny.

Felicity Ward Returning to Melbourne for ONE NIGHT ONLY! The Hedgehog Dilemma was nominated for Best Comedy at every major comedy festival across Australia in 2012. As it bloody should have been.

Denise Scott and Judith Lucy Can’t. Go. Wrong. Like spending the evening with your naughtiest aunties.

The List Operators Looking for a family show that’s not childish, patronizing and will have you all fully coughing your lungs up, this is it. 

Here are some wild cards….. Some young up and coming ones to watch Sam Peterson and Andy Matthews, Headliners, bunch of expert US comics and Best Of British is always good.

I’m also doing a show called Curvy Crumpet, “Brassy… the audience were delighted” The Age. It was also picked in the Time Out Melbourne Comedy Festival Top 20 (see clipping above). Love to see you. I’m thrilled with it and the big noisy audiences are loving it. 8.15pm Trades Hall. 

See something. Anything. Book a night. Do three shows. I’ll babysit for you. Don’t turn around and say: “I meant to go.” There’s plenty of time to sleep when you’re dead.

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London. A postcard from 2009.

THE first thing I saw as I got off the plane in London was a sign that read, “Do you want to complain?” It was like landing in Germany to “Do you want to engineer something with precision?”, the US to “Do you want to be annoyingly cheerful and tell me to ‘Have a nice day?’, made all the more irritating by the fact that you mean it?”, or Australia to “Do you want a beer and is your sister’s name Kylie?”

I asked my English friend Dan about the Brits’ reputation of complaining. “It’s not that we’re whingers,” he explained. “It’s just that we like talking and everything happens to be shit.”

I love the English. Their default setting of forming an orderly queue as soon any more than two people are assembled. Their sweetness. “Mind the gap.” Their passive racism: “Oh, Catherine, you Australians are so refreshing!” (Really? Then it must be true that 70 per cent of communication is non-verbal because your face just screamed “vulgar, coarse and tactless”.)

I love how desserts are all “puddings” and have names like Spotted Dick. And how adorable is their justification – or better still, denial – of the class system despite the existence of second-class stamps, the monarchy, hereditary titles, posh hotels that won’t serve you a drink in the bar unless you’re a guest with a room number, and the nationality of your nanny being a social marker?

I love the English response to every request as “sorry”, like they had forgotten to deal with my request, despite not possibly being able to pre-empt it. “Could you pass me my handbag?” “Oh, sorry.” “Could you tell me where the loo is?” “Terribly sorry. First on your right.” “Would you be so kind as to take off your pants, hold that chair above your head and do the hokey pokey?” “Frightfully sorry. Yes. Just a moment. How dreadfully rude of me.”

I wasn’t in Blighty for the weather. Or the food. I was there for the chat. I love how the English speak English. Words like “lodger”, “knackered” and “wankered”. Terms like “feeling poorly”, “she’s a right nutter” and “he’s a pompous git”. The fact children say “bottom” instead of “bum” in an attempt not to appear “common”, yet the pubs have names like The Badger’s Arse, The Vicar’s Cock and The Hairy Snatch.

Over a dessert of Gooseberry Fool with a bunch of people (two named Hector, and all of whom described their ageing parents as “barking”, “batty”, “bonkers” or “barmy”), a midwife spoke about labouring women. “They always want to know how it’s looking ‘down there’. I say, ‘It’s beautiful, like a gently blossoming rose, petals slowly unfurling.’ The truth is, it’s like looking down a dog’s throat.” Only an English person could come up with that.

The English are, undeniably, the funniest people on earth. How else can you explain such place names as Clench (Wiltshire), Twatt (Orkney), Dull (Perth & Kinross), Nasty (Hertfordshire) and Cuckoos Knob (North Yorkshire)? 

But what a bunch of wusses. An announcement an Clapham station; “The temperature is expected to be high.  Please take note of information on the platform posters and carry a bottle of water with you at all times.  If you are feeling unwell please approach a member of staff.” It was 23 degrees. How much did I love non-chalantly, putting on a jumper, scarf and mittens and asking if there was anywhere I could buy soup.

Two complaints. Anything I wanted to buy was double the price plus a bit more than I estimated (then convert that into pounds) made even worse by the English customer service mantra “First world prices. Third world service”.  And that the place was teaming with Australians. At one point I found myself thinking, “Crikey, there are a lot of English people here.”

I was trying to overhear the natives with their “stark raving mad” “fancy a pint” and “he’s a jumped up little plonker” but instead my ear drums were constantly pierced by screeches of, “Hey, Gaz! Check this out! What a pisser!”

Catching up with English mates I hadn’t seen for 14 years began with excited ejaculations of “You haven’t changed a bit”. Then the backpacking photos were dug  out to reveal that indeed we had and are now clapped out and middle aged.  So overwhelmed with how beautiful I looked in one photo I said,   “I wished I’d known how good looking I was back then.” My mates then corrected me “That’s not you, Catherine, you’re the fat one at the back with the face like a slapped arse.” And I was. Lie back and think of England?  Don’t mind if Ido.

 

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Debutante Ball

MARCH 8 is International Women’s Day, a day when middle-class women, like myself, squat over mirrors and reflect on how far the sisterhood has come and what challenges lie ahead. My two cents worth? It’s 2008 and we still have debutante balls. How wrong is that? And on how many levels? The answers are a) very b) stacks.

Debutante balls, the tribe has voted, and it’s time to go. OK, the tribe hasn’t voted, it’s another case of what I reckon. Let’s remind ourselves that this page is called Opinion. In that respect I believe in democracy; all voices should be heard. But as far as deb balls go, I say shove your civil liberty and personal choice. Ban debutante balls. Yes, Aunty Funbuster is on the job this week. Don’t like it? Tough. Read sport.

Allow me to get you up to speed on this one. Debutante balls were traditionally a coming-out rite of passage for “young ladies”. The concept originated in England just after the Industrial Revolution. It was an opportunity for the affluent middle-class to eat their way up the food chain by shacking up with aristocracy, and for the aristocracy to shag the new money and stop inbreeding by slumming it with the plebs. Got to hand it to those Poms, they can’t cook but they sure knew how to create an empire.

Let’s unpack shall we? When girls reached maturity (read: were considered old enough to put out) they were paraded around like cattle in wedding gowns to be judged by prospective husbands and their families.

Imagine the muttering at the tables as the young ripe visions of loveliness glided around to the Viennese Waltz. “That Lilith has a face like a hound but some jolly good breeding hips what!” “Not good enough for our Gordon though, he’s 678th in line to the throne. Jocelyn appears fetching but not lively. We can’t be having lively. Lively can lead to feisty. Put a red sticker on Jocelyn.” I don’t know if they poked the girls with sticks or looked in their mouths; if they didn’t I’m sure they would’ve liked to.

Here on Planet 2008 this bizarre and demeaning ritual has 16-year-old girls volunteering to be reduced to nothing more than gender stereotypes and sex objects judged on their looks, not their brains, creativity or ability. The debs frock up in white wedding dresses, carry bouquets and even have pageboys and flower girls. It all smacks of “here’s one we prepared earlier”. This is what she’ll look like when she’s a bride, just add the veil. You like? You buy.

The debs of today are still “escorted into society” by a young male and presented to an old, middle-class white male to give his approval (!), more often than not with his wordless wife at his side looking more than slightly mother of the bride. Then you know what the girls do? They curtsy.

That’s right. Curtsy. Handshake? Nup. Bow? Not very lady like. That’s another thing that needs to go. The curtsy. And if I have to explain why I suggest you go back to Gender Studies 101. The only difference between debutante balls then and now is fake tan, tart fuel and tiaras. Yes, my friends, for those who think I’m joking about the tiaras, I wish I was.

In the world of the debutante there’s no room for the ugly, the fat, the poor or the gay. Well, there is room: room to point and laugh and yet again be the last one picked for the team. Another case of “Am I Not Pretty Enough?” Frankly no. Or rich enough, thin enough or straight enough.

For those of you who roll your eyes and say “It’s just a good reason for a party”, I say have the party. Just party like it’s 1999, not 1783.

By all means frock up, just drop the anachronistic, degrading image of females as wordless princesses needing to be escorted by young men, approved of by old men and judged on their looks.

And no. I didn’t do my deb. At the time I proclaimed to anyone who would listen that it was nothing more than a meat market. Truth be told I didn’t think any bloke would partner me. Thank God for my teenage angst and poor self-confidence. If I were 16 today I’d be an Emo.

Deb balls are a mole on the face of the progress of equality. Do these kids really understand what kind of a cultural celebration they are taking part in? Sure, it’s a link with the past. But so, too, would be foot binding and witch burning. This is not a link with the past we should be keeping.

It’s time the fat lady sang on debutante balls. And if she doesn’t, I will. And the song I’ll be singing is Aretha Franklin’s Respect.

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Curvy Crumpet Melbourne International Comedy Festival 2013

I’m did a new one woman show for 2013 Melbourne International Comedy Festival called Curvy Crumpet.

“The audience were delighted”

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NEWS JUST IN MILDURA ONE NIGHT ONLY CURVY CRUMPET!

It’s was chosen by Time Out as one of the Top 20 MICF must see shows (see below).

“1970s parenting, swearing, happiness, offence, haters, personality assassinations of her children, the hot IT boyfriend and Brazilians….”

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“It was my six year old niece’s birthday last weekend. She had fancy dress party. The theme was ‘creepy’. I went dressed as Cardinal George Pell.”

“2012. My nephew Harry swallows a coin. My sister-in-law calls an ambulance. 1975. I swallow a coin. Mum takes it out of my pocket money.”

Deveny does 1970s parenting, swearing, happiness, offence, haters, personality assassinations of her children, the hot IT boyfriend and what’s with porn? Jokes, story-telling and smackdowns from Australia’s most glamorous loudmouth…..

Curvy Cumpet chosen in the Top 20 shows to see at MICF

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Overwhelmed with people blowing smoke up my arse about Curry Crumpet. Thank you all so much for the big, generous, noisy audiences so early in the season. This show is the beginning of a bigger project. I am doing ten one woman shows over the next ten years. You heard me. So Curvy Crumpet is the first part of a ten hour show in yearly instalments. I think of it as my stand-up Phd. You know how you can download a telly show you like and binge on the whole season over a weekend? This is the reverse. You have to wait a year for the next episode. Charlie will be 20 when I do the last one and we’re going to do a show together called Deveny & Son.

Come on the ride.

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The Happiness Show

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She ached for him. She longed for him. She missed the way he made her feel and how funny and smart and sexy she felt with him. And young. She missed the version of herself that she had left behind.

At thirty-eight, Lizzie Quealy thinks she has things sorted: a happy relationship, a couple of gorgeous kids, a steadfast best friend and a career she loves. But when Lizzie bumps into Tom, an old flame from her globe-trotting twenties, her life begins to unravel.

Tom is her ‘unfinished business’: the man she might have spent her life with, if things had gone a little differently. Ten years on, the spark is still there – but how far is Lizzie prepared to go to recapture it, and at what cost?

Set in Melbourne, London and Bali, via Tokyo and the Trans-Siberian Express, The Happiness Show is a refreshingly honest story about love, fidelity and the messiness of second chances. Sexy and hilarious, it explores the rules and taboos of contemporary relationships – and what happens when they stand in the way of one woman’s pursuit of happiness.

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Catherine Deveny. In The Eyes Of The Beholder.

Catherine Deveny is always in the spotlight for her controversial views. But in an interview with La Trobe University journalism students, she revealed a softer side to her public persona, writes Jordan Witte.

Nobody personifies the word ‘provocative’ better than Catherine Deveny.

The Melbourne-born-and-bred social commentator exudes confidence as she ignores a proffered chair, instead choosing the non-conventional option of perching upon a table.

She fields questions from an unusually attentive throng of La Trobe University students – her former university, at which she studied Cinema Studies – with assumed ease, her body language indicating her comfort with and level of control over the situation.

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