I received an email from a school student yesterday, 17yo Cameron, who asked me to look at a letter he had written to Tony Abbott. I asked him if he minded me publishing it on my site. What an informed and engaged young fella! Australia’s looking good…..

Dear Mr Abbott,

Seeing as an election is but a year away, I wanted to ask you these questions that, frankly, have not been answered by any of the Coalition parties. All I see from the Coalition day to day is an attack on Labor, rather than actual policy. Because of this policy gulf, I am here writing a letter, as a member of the younger generation that will inherit the nation as it is created today. The best way to sum up my sentiments right now is through the words of Paul Keating. I am worried about “our ability to say to ourselves and the rest of the world that Australia is a first rate social democracy, that we are what we should be – truly the land of the fair go and the better chance.”

One of the issues that is closest to my heart is the plight of many institutions of higher education in my home state of Victoria, under the Coalition government being led by Ted Baillieu. The cuts to these TAFEs, $1.2 billion to be exact, was then spun in an advertisement, featured in a variety of local newspapers, as the Coalition spending “an extra $1.2 billion for the skills Victoria needs”. Will cuts to education be a part of Coalition policy in government? Will such about faced lying to the public be a part of the government you lead, if elected?

In Queensland, many things have happened which make me deeply nervous about the potential actions of a federal Coalition government. In the Student Union elections at the University of Queensland, the group “Fresh”, which is dominated mostly by students from the Young Liberals, decided it would help their cause if they were to change the name of the opposition group “Pulse”, start a new group called “Pulse” and then fill it with their buddies. The actual students from “Pulse” did not know about this until two days after applications closed, so now the two main choices in the UQ elections are “Fresh” and a group that is, for all intents and purposes, “Fresh” in a new garb.

I know that, within the federal superstructure of Australia, our electoral process is vastly different but, under a government that you lead, will such electoral fraud play a part? Who will lead the “Labor” party? Joe Hockey? Sophie Mirabella? Peter Dutton?

Another event in Queensland that disturbed me greatly was the remark by the LNP premier that “we (the LNP government) get the pooper scooper out every day of the week”, referring to the need to sack public servants in Queensland; 4500 pieces of poo are already gone, and another 15,500 are tipped to go. Will a federal Coalition government liken public servants to pieces of human excrement? Will they treat these hard working people, the backbone of our government, like faeces on the bottom of a boot?

 

The “free and sceptical” media is referred to by the person whose government you want to emulate, John Howard, as “one of the great pillars of Australian democracy.” (Logies 2011 Award Ceremony) After this remark, could you please explain to me why an individual that is deeply woven into the fabric of the Liberal party, Grahame Morris, called Leigh Sales a “cow” in response to an interview between yourself and Leigh that, in my eyes, tested you slightly? Will this be the reaction of the Liberal Party or their high-up cadres when someone tries to get the truth out of the Liberal Party? Will insults towards people that disagree with you be a feature of the government that you lead?

 

I am sure that you, like most Australians and myself, have the memory of the massacre in Norway by the far right wing Anders Behring Breivik deeply etched in your mind as a dark chapter in human history. To take an extract from The Age that left a lasting mark on me “Breivik’s bullets went through eyes and took sight, they destroyed arms and legs that had to be amputated, they ripped through brains and mouths and breasts and scrotums”. On the Internet, I found a copy of his compendium, his manifesto that led to the killing of 77 innocent people, most of whom were unarmed teenagers. In it, he writes “One of the intelligent ones comes from Australia… They have taken serious steps towards actually enforcing their own borders, despite the predictable outcries from various NGOs and anti-racists, and Prime Minister John Howard has repeatedly proven to be one of the most sensible leaders in the Western world”. (2083 – A Declaration of European Independence) Using one of my favourite intellectual tools, antithesis, can it be deduced from this passage that the government of John Howard was inherently racist in its dealing toward refugees and other racial minorities? As you have said that you will recreate “Howard’s golden age”, is it your intention to become “one of the most sensible leaders in the Western world?” Will it be the intention of your government to achieve similar outcomes?

Over the past two years I have noticed policies being floated by Liberal governments around Australia that are anything but Liberal. Liberty, according to the French Declaration of the Rights of the Man and of the Citizen, considered the document upon which many contemporary political ideas were founded, states that “Liberty consists in the freedom to do that which injures no one else”. Is it Tony Abbott’s idea of liberty that a Victorian can be fined when they swear? Is it Tony Abbot’s idea of liberty that two people who are in a loving, committed relationship cannot get married on the basis of their sexuality? Can you please explain to me what lasting effect these two ‘social dangers’ will have on individuals and society more broadly?

I am sure that you will be able to recall your interview with John Faine on Tuesday the 14^th of August, where you were corrected in your calling of asylum seeker boats “illegal”. As I am sure you are aware, being a long standing member of the highest law making body in the country, seeking asylum is not illegal, no matter how you arrive, according to both our domestic law in the Migration Act and according to International Law, encompassing the 1951 Refugee Convention and all subsequent laws and treaties. Were you either:

a)    Trying to mislead the Australian people, or…

b)    Completely unaware of what is illegal and what is legal under a critical piece of Australian law?

Lastly, I am sure that you remember your interview on the 7.30 Report with Leigh Sales. In it, you state that you had not read the report from Marius Kloppers, the CEO of BHP Billiton, in regard to why the Olympic Dam project had been indefinitely put on hold. Later, in question time, you accused Prime Minister Gillard of falsely claiming you hadn’t read the statement. Again, which is true?

a)    You did read the report before the show, but decided to disregard the contents because they did not fit with you political agenda, or…

b)    You did not read the report, were ignorant before appearing on the 7.30 Report that was about the decisions made in regard to Olympic Dam and then tried to make assumptions, all the while trying, as usual, to tear down the government.

Are you capable of telling the truth to the Parliament, the highest democratically elected body in the land, the “free and sceptical media”, the “great pillar of Australian democracy” and to the Australian people more broadly, from whom you are seeking you mandate?

These are all the questions I would like to put to you. Many of the questions contained within this letter are, I think, of utmost importance to the future of Australia. I hope you can find the time to answer them both for me and for the Australian people.

Thank you very much for reading my letter,

Cameron Stuart Petrie

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I like to swim. I enjoy the sensation of weightlessness, cutting through the water with my arms pulling each stroke, my legs beating behind me as I disappear in a swathe of bubbly white foam. When the sun is shining, it sparkles in the blue water creating diamonds of light, filling me with inexplicable joy.

I used to do competitive swimming when I was young. I don’t remember how it started, if my parents asked me and my sister if we wanted to be athletes, or if it was their idea. I imagine it may have been to give them some respite as we went to training three or four nights a week after school.  Perhaps one or both of my parents had unfulfilled  dreams of being competitive sportspeople and they were pursuing this thwarted ambition their children. Whatever the reason, my younger sister Helen and I joined the throng of adolescents at the Jamboree Heights State School swimming pool each evening for “training” which we may have referred to as “squad” as we were grouped into squadrons according to our pool prowess. My sister was a stronger swimmer than me, and certainly for her age group, so she and I were often in the same squad despite our age difference. Although truthfully,  neither of us were particularly athletic people. We would do training for an hour or so with things like 4x 100 metres freestyle or medly to warm up. I remember feeling hot and sweaty and exhausted, even in the water. I thought some of my coaches were sadistic. Once, to inspire us to swim competitively, one coach instructed us to get into pairs, and one had to start swimming a lap and the other had to start soon after and try to catch the first person. The person in my pair was a boy called Simon I had a crush on, and I swam like a torpedo to avoid his hand catching hold of my feet. He was later my first kiss, orchestrated by my friend; swimming buddy and part time model Vicki . At 12, Vicki was a year younger than me; she went to my church and swimming club and had bigger boobs. She was the envy of many girls for her looks, fashionable clothes, winning ways with boys and having her own stereo and a Ken Done doona cover and sheet set. 

On Saturday mornings we had Swimming Club which was a swimming meet where we swam in different events and were timed, and the idea was you were competing with others in your race but also against yourself to improve your time. Parents were the volunteer time keepers, and I remember my dad walking along the side of the pool as I swam yelling “Go! Go!” as he clutched a stop watch in his hand. One day during swimming club Vicki told me she had asked Simon if he liked me and he had apparently agreed to kiss me, so we three conspirators snuck to a suitable location in the school ( between a concrete pylon and a bush) and puckered up. As both he and I had braces at the time I was terrified of the urban myth of them locking together so I barely opened my mouth, but I still remember the rush of adrenalin to my head and heat though my body. 

Another memorable thing about the pool was that it was next to a sewage treatment plant, and was sometimes rather smelly depending on which way the wind was blowing. There were these brown ducks that swam in the sewage pond and then came and swam in the school pool which the parents agreed was rather unhygienic. Additionally, they deposited soft brown poos which dissolved in the water or bobbed around at the sides of the pool. Eventually, the school constructed a large net which covered the pool and the surrounding grassy area, change rooms and caravan canteen where I bought violet crumbles and sausage rolls after squad sessions.  It was quite a surreal effect, almost like an indoor pool, this semi-transparent dome like being under a giant mosquito net. 

These are my memories associated with chlorine. As I swim sometimes now, I sense my arms forming the strokes as we were taught in squad for stroke correction, repeated so many times over so many years. I am amazed at what my body remembers. Swimming and the smell of chlorine for me is the memories of my best friend, my first kiss, training with my sister and my dad shouting encouragement from the sidelines. Sometimes when the water pounds in my ears and I am pushing myself to complete another lap, I think I can hear my dad’s voice and people cheering and the sun is shining and I am in Jamboree Heights, I am young and full of potential and promise. The finish line is within my sight, I am striving for the goal and I stretch out my arms, and I swim. .

Elizabeth Shield is a bicycle riding vegan baking frisbee throwing tambourine shaking zine creating peace seeking optimist. She has had some work published in an anthology – Sappho’s dreams and delights: Australian lesbian writing, as well as the Journal of Australian Social Work because she is a queer tree hugging do-gooder as well. Elizabeth has self-published a number of zines including “Not another Zine”, “Aftershock” and “The End”. She aims to have more time for writing and more sex, and start writing about sex. 

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I admire strong Victorian women like Vali Myers, Chrissy Amphlette, Joan Kirner and Phryne Fisher. Women with attitude. I found Catherine Deveny in late 2009 when I read her Doncaster/Manpower column on The Age website and I frowned thinking, ‘Who is this woman? She is brutal.’ A peek at her website displayed an attractive brunette with red lippy and matching sequined dress. My kinda gal. This thought was further confirmed when I spied her in another fabulous red dress at the Melbourne Writers Festival, with a pack of admiring males tripping over themselves to keep up with her glamorous stilettoed stride from BMW Edge to the book signing table in the Atrium at Federation Square.

The resilient women that grow up in our bluestone suburbs of hard knocks are interesting and fascinating, so I signed up for Comedy, Comment and Overcoming Procrastination, ready to sit back and be entertained by this Reservoir chick.

During the round-the-table introductions, somehow Catherine individually probed our souls with a laser sharp skill that revealed our genres and then with a Jedi like mind trick, commanded us to complete 1000 words for the next session. 1000 words, or don’t bother coming back!

Using secret subliminal trigger words like schooligans, turdlock and corporate maggots, there was not one grumble from the stunned participants (aged from 20 to 70) as we were given a high voltage jump-start to write ˜ ‘Write in the nude’, and ‘Sing from the heart’‚ ‘Go on a random creative adventure with no fixed outcome’‚ other than to work on our ‘writing fitness’.

We received our orders. Write first. Write before morning coffee, write before your shower and with other tips on smashing the obstacles of procrastination and rude domestic interruptions to our creativity, every writer easily met the challenge and captured their 1000 words. Our reward? The punishing task of reducing our masterpiece to 500 words.

It was then I realised that calling the course Comedy, Comment and Overcoming Procrastination was a trick to semi-imprison me in a Writers‚ Boot-camp with a literary dominatrix. I couldn’t wait to go back for more.

Julie Mac is the author of RAGE A Sharpie’s Journal Melbourne 1974-1980‚ and the contact for Williamstown Writers‚ Group and membership officer for Authors Australia Inc. for independently published writers.

 

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Pedro is eating our neighbour’s pets. It’s happened twice now. The first time he scooted through our legs at the front door, sprinting past five minutes later with a glossy black fowl in his jaws. And he kept running. We had no idea where he’d caught the chook, or what he did with it.  And we weren’t inclined to start knocking on doors.

We returned home to Melbourne and dined out on the story. We salved our consciences by concluding the chicken had it coming – it must have been out of its pen after all. Many people were shocked. But Pedro is a Labrador, they pondered, he is so friendly – how could he? Some children refused to pat him despite his waggly tail. Everyone nodded soberly when urged to shut the front door.

Months later we were back at the beach house. I returned from a massage to a flutter of brown and white feathers by the front door. My bloke broke the news. He told how the distressed owner and her pre-school child had followed Pedro home. How Pedro had crunched on his prey as they talked. The chooks were more than a source of eggs, she said, they were the kid’s pets. How the child had looked at our dog. Our dog, eating her pet. 

We were ashamed. Our vegetarian son was mortified. Our offer to pay for new chooks was declined. Pedro was banished to the back yard, and what was left of the unfortunate bird deposited in our wheelie bin. My massage, negated.

Veterinarians are increasingly offering yearly checkups to chooks as suburban ownership increases. After initially getting chooks for their laying power, many people develop an attachment, keeping their brood for years after they have stopped laying.  

Live poultry sales to suburban and inner-city households have been doubling in past years, and local council laws typically allow 5-10 backyard hens without registration fees.

Backyard poultry advocates Aussies Living Simply say, “a chook is a pet who pays board”. They say the benefits of keeping hens can’t be measured by egg production alone, as hens eat food scraps and garden bugs, fertilise the garden, and provide companionship and entertainment like other household pets.

“The costs of having your own backyard chooks or other poultry is negligible when you know that the egg they have given you is from a known and trusted friend, for simply giving them a good life and home,” says one member.

But any inclination I had to keep a few hens is now thwarted. Our accidentally free-range dog has developed a taste for free-range poultry. He is canis lupus, a descendent of wolves, an instinct we’ll never override. When he runs free again, and it’s only a matter of time, we’ve promised to run and shut our neighbour’s gate.

We have no right to be mortified, we omnivores. This very moment people all over this globe are hunting their own food. Food they will kill by their own hand, then skin, gut, and cook or eat raw. So while we tut-tut about my dog Pedro, we need to face the fact that our lunch today is what someone else has killed on our behalf. Bon appétit!

 

When she’s not nurturing her fledgling freelance writing enterprise, Lucy Graham can be found working as a casual relief teacher in a local primary school.

She writes and reviews regularly for Stage Whispers, and has been published in The Age, Brisbane Times, Leader Community Newspapers, Webchild, and Readers Digest. Her blog, matters of life, casts a broad brush over personal writing interests.

Passions include print media, children’s and young adult literature, music theatre, movies, AFL (Go Dons!), walking on the beach, getting groups to sing together, lively conversation, and asking ‘why’. She cannot abide the terms ‘loser’, ‘who cares’ or ‘whatever’, and relishes her black-sheep status.

Lucy has a B.Mus degree, Grad Dip in Education (secondary), Grad Cert in Children’s Literature, and an MA (Writing and Literature). She lives in Melbourne’s burbs with her bloke, three kids, and labrador whose previous penchant for eating socks has been replaced with a chicken fancy.

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“I would not do that if I were you,” says Maha tightly, as I reveal a small camera. She has generously offered to guide me from Bethlehem to the Old City in Jerusalem for a day of shopping, via one of the main Israeli check points, and her tone indicates a small betrayal.

Around us is a hard press of olive-skinned Palestinians, eight deep and two-hundred strong, waiting in unnatural silence. They are dressed cleanly, modestly and in dark shades. Most are somber-faced men. Some of the women have their heads covered, many do not. A few tote children, taking care to keep them quiet.

High above in the ceiling void stamp two Israeli soldiers on a steel grate. Their footsteps echo harshly in the small hall. They brandish assault rifles at their hips and yell down a flood of angry Arabic, herding us through barriers seemingly designed for cattle.

Abruptly, the checkpoint is shut. A mutter of discontent stirs through the crowd. I desperately want to film but I stow the camera at Maha’s words; exposure would place her under unnecessary scrutiny.

She is a child of the occupation and speaks flawless Hebrew – self-taught by watching Israeli cartoons – as well as her native Arabic. Making me feel even more inadequate, she is also fluent in English and German. She is calm and cynical but not bitter. An Arab, she has the slim face and stately nose of a Palestinian but unusually green-grey eyes and light brown hair curls she wears in a careless ponytail, which combined with her smooth Hebrew will have mistaken for an Israeli once in Jerusalem. It is a mistake she rarely bothers to correct. She moves seamlessly between two cultures and in an ideal world her skills would be utilised for reconciliation. Instead, the fragility of the Palestinian economy means she is lucky to work part time in hotel reception.

Today, she hopes to indulge her obsession for handbags, spices and her profound need to walk in the Old City. Her newly approved papers are valid for just two weeks and work commitments mean she can cross twice in that time, provided nothing goes wrong.

Above us, the soldier waves the assault rifle – a weapon that appears designed for a rapid burst of effectiveness rather than accuracy. He hovers four metres above us on the metal grating, and the weapon slung at his hip is angled down by default, waving disturbingly in our direction. We stand shoulder to shoulder so there is no way to evade its arc.

Belatedly, I notice he is not the archetypal Israeli army man; he has intensely black skin and his Arabic sounds heavily accented compared to the dialects I have been hearing.

 “Is he African?” I hiss.

“He is an Ethiopian Jew. They get the worst jobs in the army.”

My bemusement shows and Maha nods to the sea of Arab faces behind her.

“Their grandmothers and grandfathers are from here, their families for generations. They don’t understand either.”

We arrived early to beat the crowds and after nearly half an hour are nearing the front. However, the soldier is ordering a swathe of us to move to a small gap on the left and effectively out of the queue. I move to obey but she grabs my arm.

“No, it is our turn. Do not step out.”

Around us, others refuse also.

“What is happening?” I whisper confused.

“That man,” she nods to a Palestinian with an ugly expression less than a metre from us, explaining why the soldier’s gesticulations with the rifle are centering on us, “has pushed through from the back. They want him to step out.”

The Palestinian sneers defiantly, chin raised, as though others should be proud of his show of resistance. It begins a standoff. I wait nervously, expecting the soldier to enter the crowd however he remains on the steel grill. It soon becomes clear the Palestinians are expected to expel the leering man from their own ranks.

The atmosphere is volatile. Eventually, someone will have to do something. And that is how we wait for fifteen minutes until, eventually, someone does.

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I am in the West Bank because I am Palestinian-Australian and in response to ‘Visit Palestine’, a humanitarian tourism campaign. And despite the nightmarish situation in places like Gaza and Hebron, the campaign is underpinned by a surprisingly robust events calendar.

In addition to a myriad of religious tours to breath-taking vistas such as the Holy Sepulchre, an eco-tourism market is burgeoning with initiatives such as ‘Walk Palestine’ and ‘Ride Palestine’. In Ramallah you can order a soy latte that would be considered great in Sydney and good in Melbourne. The dirty urban gallery of the Separation Wall features thousands of graffiti works, including many by Banksy. Staggeringly, there is an Oktoberfest, held annually at the West Bank’s only brewery, and, in a strategic masterstroke, The Palestinian Festival of Literature is toured through the labyrinth of checkpoints to a people increasingly unable to travel; the mountain going to Mohamed so to speak.

Yet just as important is experiencing the oppressive checkpoint bureaucracy that Palestinians suffer daily. The check points are ostensibly a security measure that also slows and prevents human movement and subsequently the Palestinian economy.

So even as I question my presence here in Bethlehem, I remain fascinated by the standoff which is eventually broken by the outrage of a man immediately on our right. He is tall, early 30s. Stubble and bags tell a story of near exhaustion however he also has an air of authority.

Suddenly we are in the middle of a loud verbal altercation, the gestures and demands of the two men too quick and too close for Maha to translate. It makes depressing viewing; one Palestinian man imbibed with a natural and ugly violence, the other forced into a confrontation he did not seek but is compelled to end.

Maha tenses, her agile mind most-likely plotting a rapid response for us both. Around us, deep in the throng, Palestinians hold themselves taller, poised like deer. Their awareness has shifted from the soldiers to the immediate threat among us.

At first queuing was like playing a game, being part of a resistance, now I realize how quickly things could go sour given we are within an arm span of both men. The only exit for the 200-strong crowd is back through a two-person wide steel and barbed wire tunnel to the outside.

There is a shift in power and under the increasingly violent gesticulations and outraged demands of the authoritative man the sneering Palestinian finally concedes ground.  

The checkpoint reopens and the queue surges forward, yet almost immediately the leering man who was the reason for the closure pushes before Maha and I, beating us to the checkpoint. The soldier watches wordlessly, rendering the tension of the last fifteen minutes pointless.

On the other side of the checkpoint, under grey skies I sigh with relief.

Maha has long forgotten the incident. She smiles, misconstruing my concern.

“Forty-five minutes. That was actually quite quick.”

By day Michelle Coleman works high in the trees at a zip-trek park in the Dandenongs, but by night she freelances and writes teen fiction, which she hopes to have published on day. She thinks you can learn a lot about a person by their favourite books; hers are Vernon Gold Little, Miss Smilla’s Feeling for Snow, The Catcher in the Rye and the Harry Potters. If you haven’t read them, don’t tell her because she will insist you share the experience. She recently gave up caffeine only to find she still maintains a raging coffee-shop addiction. Her bandwagons include human rights in the Middle East, dying with dignity/Exit International and removing religious teachings from school curriculum. She enjoys rock climbing with her partner Paul and endlessly tormenting him. 

michelle.coleman_melb@hotmail.com

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For the past 32 years, I’ve driven on the freeway of life at 100km/hr.

Sometimes, I’ve exceeded the speed limit. But, thankfully, I’ve never lost any demerit points. Other times, I’ve screeched to a grinding halt – going nowhere on the Monash ‘car park’ with no option other than to toot my own horn, along with the rest of them.

I’ve always been a high achiever, exceeding expectations and trying to please those I look up to. In the process, however, I can’t help but think I might have forgotten to please myself. 

We moved around a lot when I was young. So sitting in that preverbal traffic jam now makes me just a little anxious. I just want to move forward to get to my destination! I can’t help it, I’m impatient. I want to get to the place where I can slow down to 50km/hr, use my cruise control and be happy.  But what is it that will make me happy? Perhaps I should continue burning some rubber until I work it out? When I take my Mum out for a spin (she doesn’t drive), she keeps telling me to slow down and live in the moment, while she hangs onto the ‘Jesus rail’ for dear life. I tell her: I know what I’m doing, you’re not in the driver’s seat!

I went through high school aiming for an ‘A’ in class…and was terribly hard on myself on the rare occasion that I got a ‘B’, or God-forbid, a ‘C’. At university, I did a double degree over four years and aspired to, and achieved, a Distinction average.

Straight from uni, I went into gainful employment. While friends were living it up working in London, bar tending in Lisbon, or teaching English in Tokyo, I accelerated up the career highway here instead. I clocked up some good mileage and pimped my ride a number of times. Fortunately I was sensible enough to ‘do the right thing’ and took a pit stop every so often at those Driver Reviver sites to avoid crashing out. After my power nap, my coffee and Kit Kat, I’d be able to carry on refreshed. Although in taking a ‘break’, (and thus breaking the seal) waiting for the next toilet stop always seemed like an eternity.

I worked really hard at being an excellent driver, even when challenged with bumps in the road, bird shit on the windscreen and dick-heads in the back seat.  Fortunately, I had mostly a smooth ride. But I can’t help that secretly wish I was riding in a red convertible: loud music, cruising smoothly along the California coast line with a very hot man. In reality, I first settled for a white, 1987 Mitsubishi Colt that had trouble climbing up Wellington Road. I’m a pretty realistic girl, though, and would never expect to jump into a flashy car before I earn the privilege.

I was proud of my work and my achievements, but after ten years of cruising along the communications highway; working for, and along side, the big wigs, Mayors, Presidents and tinpot Hitlers, I decided that my vehicle was starting to look knackered. It was overheating and needed a bloody good service before I ventured along the toll road, no turning back and no way to get a refund.

I slammed on the breaks and swerved into the emergency lane. I, again, came to a grinding halt – this time not due to a traffic jam or a car crash. Had I not made the decision to stop myself, I feared that someone else might have made it for me. Exhausted, I called the RACV and got myself towed. I climbed into that tow truck (leg-lifted up ‘cause I’m only 5’ 1”) and was finally up high enough to see things from a different perspective, instead of lying spread-eagled on the asphalt of despair.

So, just for now, I’m at the mechanics. Not the scrap heap. And I’m nowhere near the stage where I’m going to offer someone 20 bucks to take me away. I’m taking some time out for a career tune up. I’m sure you’ll agree that’s a reasonable investment.

My mechanic told me I forgot to put water in my tank. I needed to top up my antifreeze. I’ve got a few scratches that need polishing up. Yet I’m very fixable and it shouldn’t cost too much to repair.

For the next few months, I’m taking the time to do things that I’ve always wanted to do. I’m already starting to feel calmer, happier and excited about what’s next.

I’m even planning on taking that ride down the California coast for real… and when I drive over those hills and come out at the other side, I want to feel that I can take on anything again. I’m going to be ready to accelerate up the career highway with new enthusiasm and a fresh look on life.

Who knows, this time, I might even decide to take a different route.

Katy Hetherington is a writer and communications professional from Melbourne.

After 10 years working in media and communications for a range of corporates and not-for-profits, she’s taking a well-earned career break. In between travels (California, New York!), she’ll be seeing what it’s like to sleep in, freelancing and getting her social life back on track… before starting her next chapter in full-time working life.

Katy’s extensive writing experience includes corporate and speech writing, music and theatre reviews, feature articles and opinion pieces. After a stint at InPress magazine during her uni days, Katy’s looking forward to getting back into writing creatively and being a published writer again.

After doing the course at the Vic Writers’ Centre, Katy was inspired to start up her own blog http://ladywritermelb.tumblr.com You can also follow her on Twitter www.twitter.com/LadyWriterMelb

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I struggle to recall exactly how I first became interested in history.  Maybe it was a continuation from an earlier interest in skyscrapers and cities; from the date of a building’s construction or a city’s foundation to their stories through time.  Or it might have been something at school that sparked it off, either in class or by reading something in the school library.  Whatever the case, it was my grandfather – my mother’s father, I never knew my father’s parents – who was the probably the greatest facilitator of my interest when I was about six or seven years old.

 A retired public servant (worked in civil aviation) in his eighties, my grandfather was very smart and was very sharp of mind.  Mum has often boasted that it was definitely from her side of the family from which I inherited my intelligence.  He designed and built himself the four-bedroom, white-weatherboard house in the bayside suburbs of Melbourne where he and Grandma would bring up their four children.  An amateur historian, he sent letters on matters of historical interest off to publications and in his old age researched the family history.  A writer, he composed a poem or two, contributed to the industry journal, and wrote an unpublished account of a road trip to Queensland that he and Grandma undertook soon after his retirement.    Unfortunately despite his intelligence and his thirst for knowledge and learning, he never had the opportunity to go to university.  Back in the 1920s, higher education of that sort was the privilege of the wealthy, not of a son of a butcher.

   In one of the three spare bedrooms, my grandfather kept his library.  The two metre high and six metre long bookcase (which he had constructed himself) contained a cornucopia of knowledge.  There were books of any age, topic and type: early editions of Dickens; political tracts by Paine and Machiavelli; nineteenth-century antique encyclopaedias in the volumes of which were inserted notes, pamphlets and newspaper clippings of subjects that he’d found interesting; souvenir books of the Melbourne Olympics and the Coronation of Elizabeth II; bibles and prayer books; books, books and more books!!! To a seven year old used to a primary school library that contained mostly picture and short easy-to-read books (apart from the mandatory World Book Encyclopaedia set and Guinness Book of Records), it was the Great Library of Alexandria! 

My grandfather also had a huge collection of Parade magazines that I was especially attracted to, as it was filled with stories of people and events from history.  I would read, absolutely enthralled, about Ned Kelly, Alexander the Great or some now little-known nineteenth-century colonial war.  Unfortunately, I wasn’t allowed to read them too often, as he was concerned that I would mess them up.

He also owned some very cool objects including a piece of rock from Mt. Erebus, and a small fragment of masonry that he had chipped off Hadrian’s Wall.  I was also told by my mother of a musket that was supposed to have been stored somewhere in my grandparents’ garage.  Wow I thought, an actual musket!!!  I imagined it being used by a redcoat fighting in the Napoleonic Wars or some other ancient conflict that I had read about.  It was a part of history; I wanted to see it, touch it and even – in the hope there were also musket-balls and gunpowder – to fire it.  I asked both my grandparents often about the musket, but they couldn’t remember where it was.  Years later, I found out that the musket had disappeared long ago.

  Recognising my interest, my grandfather encouraged it to the fullest.  In conversations with him, I was fascinated as he talked about Australian and British history and the famous people therein, like John Curtin, the Battle of Hastings, or the opening of the Sydney Harbour Bridge.  I thought of him as the venerable old sage that you encounter in fantasy or adventure stories (or movies).  The one whom the hero (or heroine) would visit to discover the significance of an ancient artefact, to find a certain spell or herbal potion, with the old man needing to reach into the depths of his large in-built knowledge, or failing that trawling through his collection of very, very ancient books.   

Every birthday and Christmas, my grandfather always gave me a book on history that not only broadened my knowledge, but also helped to build a small library of my own.  He would also encourage me to watch historical documentaries on TV.  That was how I first learnt about the Titanic, and as a result developed a mini-obsession with the doomed liner, which thankfully petered itself out long before an idea for a movie on the disaster germinated inside James Cameron’s head.

In May 1994, my grandfather passed away in his sleep at the age of eighty-eight.  His ashes were sprinkled on the grave of an ancestor on whom he had spent a great deal of time researching.  Therefore, he never saw his grandson go to university, and complete an honours and then a masters degree in a discipline that he had treasured.  Undoubtedly he would have been proud of my achievements.

Jason Taylor grew up on the Mornington Peninsula and completed an M.A. in history at the University of Melbourne (after a dual Arts/Science degree and Arts Honours at Deakin).  Devotees of public TV game shows, might remember (yes, MIGHT) him from his somewhat successful stint on Einstein Factor in 2008, becoming a series finalist (‘Kings and Queens of England 1066-1714’, if you really want to know what his special subject was), and a rather disastrous appearance on ‘Letters and Numbers’ (the less said about that the better).  Living in Melbourne’s bayside suburbs, he is a sometime member of the Mordialloc Writers’ Group, contributing a piece to their 2009 anthology ‘Carnival Capers’.  He wrote his first two books at eleven on the French Revolution and King William III of England, has written a couple of yet-to-be published short stories, and is currently undertaking a long, slow, frustrating attempt at a memoir.  A cricket aficionado, he is a regular writer of match reports for his cricket club’s e-mail newsletter.  His twitter account is @jasejtaylor.

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I was lucky enough to run a class at the Victorian Writer’s Centre  on Comedy, Comment and Procrastination.

It was massive fun and a huge privilege.  The students were so extraordinary I have decided to put together an exhibition of their work.

Thanks for the fun guys.  You made my March.

Love,

Miss.

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