Another brilliant piece from a GUNNAS WRITING MASTERCLASS WRITER
Suffer in your undies! You don’t have to. While I treat a lot of women
& men in my clinic, I also take note of the underwear they leave on
the chair… usually bras.
So I try, if I get close enough, to see the size – cup & girth of the
back strap. Now if the lady has a red mark or indentation anywhere her
bra sits, she needs to re-adjust. Re-adjust her hook & eye or the
shoulder strap. If it’s too tight it’s not good for her health. Her
girls might look good but she struggles to breathe & this creates an
image that is detrimental to her lover & herself. Once the over the
shoulder boulder holder releases its captured audience – thats it. The
truth is revealed! The show’s over, she cant hold them in, or up, any
more.
Now, some people take my advice quite well. Others refuse to
acknowledge the issue.
So when I see a mature woman who rolls her ‘girls’ up into her bra –
she needs to be measured for a new bra. There’s new technology out
there I’m sure that your bra does the rolling for you! I haven’t seen
it or used it myself but I’m sure its out there or at least being
developed as I write!
Now please hear me when I say this too – when I treat women who look
like a Christmas Ham in a mesh bag, THESE WOMEN NEED TO BE MEASURED
FOR A NEW BRA!
“So you’ve got shoulder pain have you?”
“So all the headaches you had- how are they since your last
appointment? Oh they’re still happening…”
“… did you, at least, get measured for a new bra?”
All answers lead to no!
There’s part of your problem. I don’t mind ’cause as long as you keep
paying me to treat you for your pain, I’ll keep taking your money. As
long as you ignore my suggestions at getting measured for a new bra,
please keep coming to see me for treatment.
Not eating well? It could be a digestive issue, but see how your bra
cuts into your diaphragm & stomach area? That could be part of your
problem!?
Guys I see you laughing. Thinking about your Nanna, your mum or the
teacher you always made fun of, you don’t get away with this subject
either. Please wear the right fitting underwear. The pain you feel in
your nether regions could be because you’re wearing little boys undies
from K-mart. Grow up & start buying your undies from the adult
section. They make Batman undies for “adult” men these days too you
know?! Ive seen them. If only they made Wonder Woman undies… oh,
hang on, they do Im wearing them at the moment!
When looking for good undies you need the right amount of support &
give in the material as well as the elastic. Not too tight around your
intestines & lower back, or top of your leg/groin area. This is
another set of issues.
Ladies if you keep pulling & tugging at your bra & undies – you might
need a new set? It doesn’t have to be expensive or matching, just
fitted properly & comfortable. Your headaches will ease. You will
breathe better & you’ll look better because you wont have VPL’s
through your clothes. In the mean time you’ll see me for treatment to
undo all the years that bad undies have done to you.