Attention smart sheilas and dumb blokes!
There’s good news and there’s bad news.
Good news is there’s a new study on relationships. Because god knows the world would burst into flames if a day went past and we didn’t have another bunch of nerds in white coats carrying clipboards telling us what their fancy so called science has to say about our choice of shag. Which can usually be summarized as ‘Your entire life has been a huge mistake, you have no one to blame but yourself, it’s too late to start over so you may as well just kill yourself.’
The bad news is that Natalie Portman is wrong.
I know. Catch your breath, make yourself a hot drink and wrap yourself in a blanket. It will pass. Eventually.