Another brilliant piece from a GUNNAS WRITING MASTERCLASS writer.
Dear Invisible Anguish,
I’m writing to you today to advise you of the outcome of your application for residency.
After much thought and consideration of what you have to offer this residence, I have decided not to grant you approval of your application.
This decision is based on the residence wanting to look as good on the outside as it feels on the inside. It is my belief that if you were to share this residence, that would not continue to be true.
You have created a good argument on the terms of the appealing facade you can help to build, but we are more concerned with having strong foundations and structural integrity, than a facade that could over time be impossible to maintain.
Finally, I would like to inform you that further applications from you will not be considered.
Yours in comfort
A peaceful resident