- Easter. The Zombie Chocolate Jesus Festival. Thursday, April 5th, 2012
I DON’T want to offend anyone (actually I do), but let’s be honest here, Easter’s never really taken off. Two thousand years and it’s still the B team of religious celebrations, just ahead of the Feast of the Circumcision. And ain’t that a day when Christians go off like a frog in a sock?
Despite Easter ...
Read more - Pushy Women. The festival of Town Bikes. Wednesday, January 25th, 2012
Like girls?
Like bikes?
Like listening to talking?
Well you’ll love Pushy Women.
Noni Hazelhurst, Ethel Chop, Clementine Ford, Emilie Zoe Baker, Nelly Thomas, Stella Young, Anna Krien, Jess Maguire and me all talking bikes at for Melbourne Bike Fest. Will sell out. Please come.
BUY TICKETS HERE!
Read more - The letter I left on the windscreen of the 4WD parked in our street Wednesday, October 26th, 2011
27 October 2011
Good Morning!
I’m astonished but not at all surprised by the profound selfishness and complete lack of thought displayed when you parked your car this morning.
I say not surprised because anyone purchasing a dangerous antisocial monster truck like you have (that, like 80% of 4WDs, never leave the metropolitan area and are involved in ...
Read more - Pokies. What’s to lose if we get rid of them? Monday, October 17th, 2011
Victorian MPs should spend some time in a pokies joint and see the machines’ corrosive influence, writes Catherine Deveny.
HERE’S a question for you. How would it harm our society if we eradicated gambling, and, in particular, poker machines? It wouldn’t. What would we lose? Nothing. If we banned pokies, people would find other things to ...
Read more - Julie Bishop Death Stare Monday, October 10th, 2011
WARNING. FERTILE WOMEN MAY HAVE THEIR TUBES TIED IMMEDIATELY WHEN EXPOSED TO THIS VIDEO from God Is Bullshit.
Read more - I love Tony Abbott. How could you not? Friday, September 30th, 2011
I can’t stop thinking about him. I’ve even had his face tattooed on the insides of my eyelids so I can see him the moment I wake up. I’m so obsessed with him I chant his name aloud without realising. “Lame, gay, churchy loser. Lame, gay, churchy loser. Lame, gay, churchy loser.” ”Sorry,” I said ...
Read more - Supersize your soul Wednesday, September 28th, 2011
AM I the only person terrified by everything getting so big? Is anyone else feeling that the bigger things get, the more soulless they are becoming? McMansions furnishing each newborn with their own room and ensuite. People-movers providing every passenger with their own seat and personal air-conditioning settings. Buckets of popcorn larger than a human ...
Read more - Miranda Devine. Why gay marriage activists need her more than rallies Wednesday, August 24th, 2011
Apropos Miranda Devine’s column on Sunday about Labor Minister Penny Wong and her same-sex partner having a baby, heterosexuals being shamed into hiding their families, Devine speaking ‘as a Catholic’ as if it somehow legitimises crazy talk and how gay parents (via fatherlessness) are the cause of the London riots, (go with me) two words: ...
Read more - Unhappy? Because we are not spending? Bullshit. Wednesday, July 27th, 2011
You’ll see them in shopping centres every weekend seeking sedation: people trying to buy their next high.
REDUCE greed. There’s your answer. Thank you and good night.
Nothing new, nothing fancy, nothing even slightly original. Here’s a tip to increase your happiness. Just stop trying to fill that gaping hole inside yourself with more stuff. Or shelving ...
Read more - Logies Twitter Ban Wednesday, July 6th, 2011
This morning I was woken at 7am by a call from ABC radio. What did I think about the banning of mobile phones to stop the Twitter feed at the 2011 Logies.
At 7am I don’t give a rats about much. Did I want to talk? Sure! I’m mid-comedy festival season with my show God Is ...
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WARNING. FERTILE WOMEN MAY HAVE THEIR TUBES TIED IMMEDIATELY WHEN EXPOSED TO THIS VIDEO from God Is Bullshit.