- Vajazzling Wednesday, March 3rd, 2010
Note this moment. Because there’ll be a day when you’re asked, ”Where were you when you first heard of vajazzling?”
I thought if I alerted you to the existence of vajazzling here in the privacy of our one-on-one reading communion, the damage would be contained. It would mean your shock-induced coughing fit resulting in latte spraying ...
Read more - Names. Women who marry and change. Children getting father’s Tuesday, February 23rd, 2010
The naming article was one I was bumming and aching about for ages. It seemed to cover a lot of similar territory, delusion, self-deception, convenient excuses etc as the famous Why Do Women Change Their Names When They Get Married article.
Read more - Funderdome Wednesday, February 3rd, 2010
The only explanation I have for my overwhelming urge to go to Calder Park Drags last Friday was because I’d spent a disproportionate amount of the previous fortnight in Mount Martha, or as I call it, Midsomer Murders Bay. You know that English mystery telly show where it’s all chutney, hedges and avuncular parsons at ...
Read more - Tony Abbott. Our Father Who Art In Speedos Wednesday, February 3rd, 2010
Please tell me it’s not too late to nominate Tony Abbott for a Queen’s Birthday honour for his services to patriarchy and his commitment to turn back equality 1500 years.
Apple chief executive Steve Jobs has just announced a digital Tony Abbott – the iKnob 340BC. It’s the first computer to run on power, battery and ...
Read more - Hey Hey It’s Saturday. The Director’s Cut. Saturday, August 22nd, 2009
Are you fucking serious? They’re bringing back Hey Hey it’s Saturday? If that’s not a blatant attempt by Channel Nine to attract my attention I don’t know what is.
Where do I start? Bump off Leunig and give me a whole page for this one.
Read more - At this time of year, we edit out the dysfunction in our lives. On Richard Billingham Thursday, December 27th, 2007
IF YOU’RE reading this, it means that you’ve survived Christmas Day and not been stabbed by one of your relatives, nor are you in custody for finally losing it and going the thump on Uncle Ron. From all of us here at Dysfunctional Family Central, congratulations for not going a member of your family with ...
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IF YOU’RE reading this, it means that you’ve survived Christmas Day and not been stabbed by one of your relatives, nor are you in custody for finally losing it and going the thump on Uncle Ron. From all of us here at Dysfunctional Family Central, congratulations for not going a member of your family with ...